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Kandi’s married & Mama Joyce ain’t happy, Kenya vs RHOA, Lil Mo is all about her “new boo,”

It’s been a minute since I given y’all some MAJOR dish, & so much s#it has happened so let’s get it in!! On April 4, 2014 (which happens to be Bey & Jay’s wedding anniversary), Kandi & Todd (despite all of Mama Payne’s b#tchin, oops, I mean Mama Joyce) FINALLY “jumped the broom,” & sharing in the occasion was fellow RHOA stars Phaedra, Porsha, & Cynthia (Kenya was away filming “Celebrity Apprentice” & NeNe is filming “Dancing with the Stars”), Fantasia, Sherri Shepherd, Monica, Rasheeda & Kirk (yep, they still holdin’ on) of “LHHATL”, & many others.

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Kandi sparkled as she was escorted down the aisle by her mom (yes, Mama Joyce was on her best behavior…. too bad it didn’t last long, & we’ll get to that in a minute). as Todd anxiously awaited his beautiful bride. Kandi & Todd were all smiles & tears as they recited their vows before family, friends, & cameras (that’s right! We’re gonna have ANOTHER RHOA wedding spinoff. First Kim, then NeNe, now Kandi)!! According to reports, the lovely bride’s wedding was SOLELY inspired by the Eddie Murphy film, “Coming to America.” No shade, but when I saw Kandi’s wedding dress, I was not getting the “Coming to America” vibe (unless I missed something, did Lisa REALLY marry Prince Akeem in a gown that looks like she strangled an ostrich??? Could someone look that up for me, & get back to me? Thanks). From asking the guests to arrive in purple, to having lions in cages (okay, the tiara, color purple, & caged lions, NOW I see the Coming to America theme ). Just take a look at some of these pics:

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All jokes aside, Kandi did look beautiful, & Todd was overjoyed!! As Kandi stated in In Touch Weekly, “This is one of the best days of my life! I never imagined that I would marry my best friend. Todd’s been that to me,” Kandi told In Touch. “And to have just had the wedding of my dreams, it’s all been so beautiful. Now it’s time to party!” I wish Kandi & Todd all the happiness in the world. Due to a crazy work schedule, the newlyweds haven’t jet setted off to their honeymoon, but one is planned for the nearby future, but it’s obvious that Kandi is happier than ever.

MAMA JOYCE IS AT IT AGAIN!!!!

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Pardon my french, but someone PLEASE find this woman a man, so she can SHUT THE F#CK UP!!!

Kandi & Todd are OFFICIALLY husband & wife, so now they can bask in their wedded bliss, right? Not when Mama Joyce is around!! During a recent interview, Mama Joyce, once again, voiced her discontent with Kandi & Todd’s relationship. In spite of being on her best behavior, Mama Joyce STILL has “concerns” about the marriage stating, “I didn’t really pay any attention to him, she said. We didn’t talk. I was very nice. It was her decision to make to marry him and she says she’s happy and she didn’t see anything wrong with him so she did it. Everyone was very nice and there weren’t any fights.”

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Then, Mama Joyce took this opportunity to set Cynthia Bailey straight, “Besides what Cynthia says, our family doesn’t fight all the time. It was a very classy wedding and everybody had a nice time.” Despite having a peaceful ceremony, Mama Joyce STILL has doubts about if the marriage will last. “Time will tell, but I only pray that I’m wrong and that they do last,” she said. “But I don’t see how they can.” Real talk, Kandi, now that you’re married, if your marriage is gonna stand a chance in hell of lasting, you’re gonna have to create BOUNDARIES with your mom. You may have to put a GAG ORDER on this woman, you haven’t even been married a week, & she’s already throwing stones. Newsflash, Todd out up with this while y’all your dating, he’s NOT gonna take it during the marriage!! At some point, something’s gotta give, & you may have to choose between Mama Joyce & Todd, & show this woman that if she’s not gonna respect you, then she’s gonna have to live the rest of her life WITHOUT YOU IN IT!!!

Kenya vs Porsha vs the rest of RHOA

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As you all have already heard, there was a Smackdown between Kenya vs Porsha at the RHOA season 6 taping a few weeks ago, & rumors have been swirling that Porsha “put them paws on Kenya,” & Kenya called “the po po” (yesss, gawd, Kenya called the law). Since there’s a “no physicality” clause in bravo contracts (ALLEGEDLY), it has been reported that Porsha was quickly escorted off the set, & was asked to leave. Making Porsha the first cast member of the ENTIRE Real Housewives franchise to be kicked off the reunion…. EVER (so much for that paycheck).

 

 

Real talk, it’s no secret that Porsha’s a$$ was on the chopping block LONG BEFORE this altercation at the RHOA reunion, so I wonder if Porsha pulled this stunt with hopes of returning next season. While some will say that Porsha reacted to Kenya’s comments (supposedly about Porsha’s marriage to Kordell(ia)), & wanted to shut her up once & for all. I simply think it was a dumb move on Porsha’s part! Now there’s reports saying that the RHOA cast, in general, are staging a walkout if Kenya stays, & Porsha leaves (leading the charge is Phaedra & NeNe). Well, here’s how I see it: Cynthia can’t afford to quit since her & Peter are ALWAYS going for broke! Cynthia, Phaedra, & Porsha should leave (Phaedra’s got WAY TOO MUCH going on to come back next season, Cynthia is weak, & Porsha’s just plain stupid)! NeNe, if you want all the attention so damn bad, why don’t you just get your own spin off like Kim Zolciak??? Also, I’m surprised that Kandi (who doesn’t really need RHOA) is joining these heffas (so much for having a mind of your own). Why not ban wannabe Apollo Creed’s a$$ since he viciously attacked Brandon! BTW, NeNe, if you’re such a “rich b#%ch,” then WHY are you trying so damn hard to stay on RHOA??? 

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And if that’s not enough, while leaving a restaurant in LA, NeNe defended Porsha, & wants Bravo to “kick Kenya’s fake booty off.” Real talk: NeNe seems to forget in season 4 of RHOA Phaedra, Sheree, & Kim wanted nothing to do with her (her & Kandi were going back n forth). So the only cast member who was filming with her was Cynthia, that’s when Marlo was brought on board. Marlo was supposed to join Phaedra, Sheree, Kandi, & Kim, but when that plan fell apart, then she joined #Team NeNe! Now, NeNe is the HBIC of RHOA, & wants nothing to with ANYONE who can’t play by her rules (Sheree got fired, Kim has her own show, Kandi & Phaedra stays in their lane, Cynthia is weak, & Porsha is dumb. So that leaves the Marlo & Kenya who can defend themselves AGAINST NeNe). I use to be a die-hard fan of NeNe, BUT after the “pillow talk” incident, I haven’t seen her the same way since. One thing I will say about NeNe is, love her or hate her, she knows how to keep things interesting, JUST LIKE KENYA! IMO, Peter is more of a housewife than Cynthia, & don’t think for 1 second all is forgiven after NeNe called Peter a b#%ch (if anything, Peter’s a$$ is probably working behind the scenes to get NeNe fired). IMO, Kenya, Marlo, Sheree, Kandi, NeNe, & Kim Zolciak should be in season 7 of RHOA! Either this lineup, or bring ALL new people. I have a better idea! How about they keep the current lineup, BUT replace Cynthia with Patricia (oops, I mean Peter), replace Porsha with Miss Lawrence, & replace Phaedra with Derek J??? LOL Bottom line: Bravo has to make money, & NeNe+Kenya= BIG DRAMA, & Big Drama + High Ratings= BIG MONEY!!! In other words, love ’em or hate ’em, Kenya & NeNe ARE NOT going anywhere. Poor Kenya, from allegedly getting “knocked the f#ck out,” to losing poor Velvet (yess, lovelies, Kenya’s little puppy is in “dog heaven” now), to being accused of faking Velvet’s death for a storyline (which I DO NOT believe), I can’t wait for this reunion (I will not be recapping RHOA S6E21 cause besides Kenya grieving over Velvet’s death, Porsha’s lack of interest in rehearsal for “A Mother’s Love” (which turned out VERY good), & NeNe passing up “million dollar scripts” cause they’re “beneath her” (she’s a trip), nothing gossip worthy happened).

LIL MO IS SPAZZING OUT OVER NEW BOO!

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I don’t know what’s going on with Lil Mo, but whatever this new young boyfriend of hers is doing, he got Lil Mo braggin like crazy! In a recent interview, Lil Mo has been “spillin the tea” about her “not so perfect marriage” to her ex, Philip Bryant, “There was a certain image I wanted to maintain and that’s the face of family because I believe in that,” Lil Mo said to Philly’s Hot 107.9. “The image that I put out there, I’ll maintain it until the season is over.”  Lil Mo’s “new boo” is Karl Dargan, who’s 7 years her junior (yes ma’am, Lil Mo’s a cougar). While there’s been some criticism as to how fast she’s moved on from her “soon to be ex husband,” Lil Mo could care less than a damn about us skeptics (me being one of them, UNTIL I get more details). Lil Mo has also stated that marriage IS on the horizon (slow your roll, Mo, cause you’re not divorced from ole boy yet)! “I’m like the hood Kim Kardashian and the ratchet Elizabeth Taylor. I’ll get married 10 times because I always believe in love. I’m not going to just be his girl; we’re going to get married,” Lil Mo says. Real talk, I would NEVER try to mirror my love life after Kim Kardashian & Liz Taylor, just a thought!!!

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To further prove to all of us that this relationship with her “nephew” (oops, I mean “new boo”) is real, she wrote a song about it! It’s a remix to Nicki Minaj’s version of “Lookin A$$.” If you’ve heard the original version, then you know it’s a diss record to all the trifling men out here. Well Lil Mo put together a verse dissing weak men and jealous women all up on her instagram page, voicing their disapproval of her personal life. While this is VERY DIFFERENT from what I’m use to from Lil Mo, her flow is impressive. Decide for yourself, see you next time!

 

 

 

 

 

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Lil Mo announces “divorce,” Porsha walks away empty handed, & Kenya serves major shade in newest blog

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Apparently the love story between Lil Mo &Phillip Bryant has come to an end. Due to recent cryptic messages on Lil Mo’s instagram, some might assume that all isn’t well in the Bryant household, & according to Lil Mo ““I can finally say that my children and I are VERY happy,” and the tea will be spilled on season 2 of “‘R&B Divas LA.””  I must admit that this was a shock to me. I hadn’t heard any negative press about these 2 EVER, & Phillip appeared to be holding his wife down during all of that “Not Your Mamalogues”/ “Divalogues” mess during the 1st season of R&B Divas LA!! While details of their split are sketchy, Lil Mo has made it clear that not only has she moved on, but she DOES NOT hold reality tv responsible for the end of her marriage. Just take a look at these pics from Lil Mo’s instagram:

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After reading this, one must wonder what went wrong between Lil Mo & Phillip Bryant. Guess we’re gonna have to wait until R&B Divas LA season 2 (which can’t come soon enough for me)!

porsha-stewartKordell-and-Porsha-divorceEverything about Kordell & Porsha Stewart’s divorce has been ugly from the jump (Kordell filed BEHIND HER BACK, Porsha find out about the divorce on TWITTER, Porsha told every little “behind the scenes” details regarding her marriage to Kordell on RHOA, Kordell went on numerous radio shows stating his side of the story, etc…). It been like an ongoing tennis match between these 2 that seemed never ending! While I often sided with Porsha (given the punk a$$ way Kordell left his wife), there were times when I felt we would ALL be better off if Porsha had just “kept silent,” especially since her ONLY storyline this season on RHOA was her impending divorce! Well, not only is the divorce final, today it was made official that Porsha won’t be receiving ANYTHING from Kordell (not even the classified section of a newspaper to look for a job, LOL)!! Real talk, unless Porsha’s single “Flatline” blazes to the top of the charts, “A Mother’s Love” (Kandi Burruss’s play) brings more acting gigs, or Bravo decides to bring her back next season (which I doubt it), homegirl is gonna be begging like Keith Sweat!!! Bless her heart. Sidenote: If there was NO PRENUP, then how did Porsha come up empty handed??? Porsha could have another NFL admirer in the running… Recently there’s been some “twitter flirting” between Porsha Williams (back to her maiden name) & Chad Ochocinco (yes, THAT Ochocinco). I’m gonna give Porsha the benefit of the doubt, & call it harmless flirting, BUT Porsha, when it comes to Ochocinco… RUN LIKE HELL!

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Any love between Kenya Moore & NeNe Leakes is LONG GONE NOW!!! Kenya voiced her opinions concerning this past Sunday’s episode, & she had a lot to say concerning NeNe’s treatment of her & Marlo, & accusing Porsha of being Kordell’s “beard.” As we all saw on RHOA S6E17, NeNe DID NOT want Marlo befriending Kenya (I thought teenagers do that in junior high/high school). As Kenya mentioned in her Bravo blog, “What grown woman threatens her friend to discontinue being friends with them because they don’t like him or her? I felt bad for Marlo, because she was always a good friend of NeNe’s and her biggest supporter and she really hurt her feelings.” Kenya went on to serve the ULTIMATE shade, bringing up NeNe’s stripper past, & going as far as to say ” I thought her stripper days were behind her, but she is really showing her a$$.” OOOHHH, Kenya!!

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If that wasn’t bad enough, her comments about Porsha’s marriage to Kordell was the “icing on the cake.” As Porsha “delicately” stated in RHOA S6E17, Kordell’s celebrity status was “tainted,” & she took it upon herself to cleanup his image, & the only way she could do this was by marrying Kordell. To the average person, her cleaning up his “image,” meant volunteering to be his “beard,” & apparently, Kenya is under the same impression!! Kenya went on to say “I don’t care about Kordell’s sexuality any more than I care about their marriage. But I do care about the truth. I’m not sure how one “slays mud” as Porsha said, but that damage was already done in the beginning of her divorce by calling Kordell 50 different gay queens. They were married less than 2 years and have both moved on. Now that she has to make a way for herself, I wish her well. Whether it’s a short-term marriage as theirs was, or a serious relationship, all they teach us is how to choose better partners.” Well, if you thought Kenya would end her blog by “playing nice,” think again, cause Kenya went for the jugular, & I understand why she’s considered the “shade queen” cause honey she shaded the HELL out Phaedra (I would be lying if I said it didn’t give me LIFE).

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However, before Kenya spoke her mind about Phaedra, she did put EVERYONE on notice about criticizing her for NOT being married (cause she’s NOT here for it): “I love it when people criticize me for inquiring or commenting on someone’s marriage when I’m not married. Well, I don’t have to smoke crack to know that crack kills…  and I don’t have to marry someone for the sake of being in a bad marriage so that I can say I’m someone’s wife. A ring doesn’t define me. Call me a hopeless romantic, but I’d rather be unmarried or in a loving relationship than be in an arranged marriage or with someone who acts as though they can’t stand me half the time.” That’s telling them Kenya, NOW for the good part: “Phaedra’s immature name-calling is as tired as her blaming me for Apollo’s whorish ways. She has unjustly targeted me for her miserable marriage and unfaithful husband often calling me “manless.”  Taking a page from her playbook, any woman can get a man, all they have to do is visit a prison yard and get pregnant. I’m not the other woman for her to hate. In fact, she should be thanking me for not being interested in Apollo. I never was and I never will be. We know his eyes are never on her and that’s painful for any woman to experience.”  Like my grandmother would say, “Well do, Jesus.” I can’t wait for Sunday, so I can see what REALLY goes down between Phaedra, Apollo, & Kenya!!